Caitlin

“A friend is someone who, upon seeing another friend in immense pain, would rather be the one experiencing the pain than to have to watch their friend suffer.”

My name is Caitlin. Most of all I love my two best friends!

May 31, 2012 10:40 pm
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ACCURATE TO THE MAX.

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one time i was at my friend’s house and her parents were fighting so we decided to wrap her in tin foil to lighten the mood 

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April 21, 2012 7:20 pm

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April 5, 2012 6:30 pm

Caitlin has this huge butthole that she likes to stroke at night in bed. She touches it and makes it poop on her fingers. Then she licks it off and feeds it to her pets. Then she calls tara and tell tara to do it too. Then tara does it and they discuss it. Then tara takes a picture of her feces and sends it to Caitlin and Caitlin wants to eat it. Then tara takes a picture of her boobs and sends it to Caitlin and Caitlin says wow. Then Robbie and Sheridan and jack walk in and are like what the fuck is going on. Then Robbie jumps out the window and break his head off on the ground below. Then Sheridan retrieves his head and we cook it and eat it with our bare hands. Then Caitlin jumps out the window and flies away to a distant universe and we’re like what. Then she flies back and says she pooped on another planet and that it smelled really bad and that the rancid stench is gonna make it to earth in 5 minutes. Then Sheridan, Caitlin, jack, and robbie’s headless corpse went swimming in the cedar river. We swam all the way to Louisiana and then befriended the locals. We had fun on the gulf of mexico, once again, Caitlin pooped on the beach to mark her territory. Then we sailed a boat and Sheridan finished eating robbie’s carcass. After a few years, we returned to caitlin’s house where we found kim and tara. Tara kidnapped us and threw us all in her slug bug. Sheridan and Caitlin and I were all scared of our kidnappers, kim and tara, and they drove us to a deserted forest. Tara got out of the car and released her urine in the woods, then we continued driving. We drove sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo far away that no one knew where we were anymore. Then we arrived in the sahara desert and were so thirsty that tara bit open a live cactus and sucked its water out of it. Then she regurgitated some of the liquid into each of our mouths. To benefit the group’s wellbeing, we realized we couldn’t feed everyone, therefore, Sheridan was released into the desert where she later died from dehydration. After another long ass time of driving we arrived in California and went to the beach and tara mated with a dolphin. AND WE ALL LIVED HAPPILY EVER AFTER. THE END.